svveden:

sexxxwolfy:

svveden:

i’m 18 i can go to strip clubs and buy cigarettes and buy m rated games without my mom hell yeah

You used to go to strip clubs with your mom?

yea

(via maliciousmelons)

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chicagno:

draft punk

chicagno:

draft punk

(via heyfunniest)

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Dianna Agron’s featured selfie on showyourselfie.org

Dianna Agron’s featured selfie on showyourselfie.org

(Source: cooproleplays, via fortheloveoffaberry)

@10 hours ago with 316 notes

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

(via mountainmoron)

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phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

(Source: fivegum, via maliatate)

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stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

(via fortheloveoffaberry)

@10 hours ago with 100523 notes

0ct0-pussy:

submissivelygeek:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

Here I am trying to match to Pantone.

fuck, this was the first thing I thought of when I first saw this post

(Source: best-of-memes, via lishasariot)

@10 hours ago with 29729 notes

princess-peachie:

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

The little noooooiiissse ;__;

(via youcancallme-waitforit-danger)

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